showtunes so loud i can’t hear my haters.
How to piss off your English teacher while learning classical literature in one easy step.
*Starts essay for theatre scholarships*
*Puts on musicals for inspiration*
*Ends up typing a paragraph and then performing Spamalot as a one woman show.*
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
Why can’t I look as beautiful as Mary Lambert?
It’s not fair that I’m fat AND ugly.
But I look even weirder thin so I mean there really is no winning situation here.
It’s been my dream to perform in a musical since I was like 14.
Musicals are so fun! I was a cowboy in Crazy For You back in high school.
I was Toto in a mostly white production of the wiz hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
I’ve never been in a musical. Never had the opportunity. My first audition is next winter.
Let’s all write, produce, and star in our own musical.
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before
Ok, Summoning the powers of the ALLL mighty Garland, Streisand, and LuPone to get through this scholarship essay.
And by that I mean listen to them while I type this essay and get filled with nostalgia.
I just want to find a good comedic monologue, why is that too much to ask?!
Sometimes I entertain myself by thinking about what a Kidz Bop version of La Vie Bohem would sound like.