This is a blog of my adventures as a freelance philanthropist.



The ice cream of the undecided. #commitmentissues

The ice cream of the undecided. #commitmentissues


Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

I am so fucked.

I literally don’t know anything but theatre.

That’s all I talk about.

How will I make friends or find a soulmate if I only talk about one thing?



Happy Birthday Kelli O’Hara!

Tony nominee Kelli O’Hara was born on April 16. Find out more about her career in the Playbill Vault.

Go Stars!


Tentative list of musicals I want to see

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When I die I want my ashes kept by someone close for a year and then have them spread in the alps while that person sings Climb Ev’ry Mountain.

Theatre final goodbyes tomorrow.
Senior year struggle is real ugh.

Anonymous said: What sort of family do you people have, that you steal from each other?

A shitty one obviously.
Idk he lost his debit card and probably bought pizza with it.


STAGE TUBE: Broadway Responds to Russian Government

The Russian Government recently shut down all theatrical performances, deeming them to be homosexual propaganda. Outraged, Russian Broadway came together and decided to respond in a witty performance. In the video below they discuss issues of love and sexuality, as well as social constraints and stereotypes.

The performance was directed by John Walton West and composed by Jason Michael Snow. The cast included a wide array of stars, including Jennifer Barnhart, Laura Benanti, Chirstina Bianco, Stephanie J. Block, Danny Burstein, Michael Cerveris, Joanna Gleason, Christine Pedi, Michael Rosen, Stephen Schwartz, and many more.

Man, I’m just really excited to be a theatre major. I’m reading this book about Theatre Of The Absurd and reading some Beckett and I want to write papers and have intelligent discussions. I wish I could skip community college so bad.

I’m reading all of these books and plays and I won’t be able to anything with them for almost a year.

My brother stole $40 from me and I went to confront him about it and he was laying in bed with his girlfriend so I went in my room which shares a wall and I put Shangela from RuPaul’s Drag Race’s song Call Me Laquifa on repeat, locked my door, and left.

It’s so loud I think my speakers are about to blow on my computer.

Don’t steal money from me.

Also S/O to my choir for getting straight 1’s at UIL today.
I got to talk to Braden about education and stuff at Chikfila and he said that he thinks I will be a great teacher.
Love that guy.

(Also my blog has basically become the things I would normally tell my friends but they are probably sick of hearing about by this point.)


it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile

Script Wishlist:
- Gross Indecency: The Three Trials of Oscar Wilde by Moises Kaufman
-The Most Massive Woman Wins
- Nijinski: God’s Mad Clown
- Venus In Fur

And a bunch of others on my amazon Wishlist that I will post when I get on my computer.