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superwhopottergleelock:

showtunes so loud i can’t hear my haters.

elainathenomad:

How to piss off your English teacher while learning classical literature in one easy step.

elainathenomad:

How to piss off your English teacher while learning classical literature in one easy step.

*Starts essay for theatre scholarships*

*Puts on musicals for inspiration*

*Ends up typing a paragraph and then performing Spamalot as a one woman show.*

Tag(s): #theatre

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

Anonymous said: I think you're one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen

Love me.

Why can’t I look as beautiful as Mary Lambert?
It’s not fair that I’m fat AND ugly.
But I look even weirder thin so I mean there really is no winning situation here.

knopeful:

yourmuseofthehour:

thatssoproblematic:

It’s been my dream to perform in a musical since I was like 14.

Musicals are so fun! I was a cowboy in Crazy For You back in high school.

I was Toto in a mostly white production of the wiz hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

I’ve never been in a musical. Never had the opportunity. My first audition is next winter.

Let’s all write, produce, and star in our own musical.

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n)

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

Ok, Summoning the powers of the ALLL mighty Garland, Streisand, and LuPone to get through this scholarship essay.

And by that I mean listen to them while I type this essay and get filled with nostalgia.

pleasuresofexistence:

I just want to find a good comedic monologue, why is that too much to ask?!

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

Sometimes I entertain myself by thinking about what a Kidz Bop version of La Vie Bohem would sound like.